i'm a fan of halloween, really i am. i am not a fan of women/girls using halloween to dress like a sexy ___________. you fill in the blank. i'm not editing a cuss word i'm just saying anything can be made into a sexy something. a sexy nurse. a sexy cat. a sexy superhero. a sexy nun. what?!? that's right a sexy nun. a sexy school girl. a sexy fairytale character. a sexy devil. a sexy witch. a sexy ghost. listen. i get it. everybody wants the chance to feel sexy. but for most of us being scantily clad at a party in your neighbor's living room is really not the way to go. truthfully, being scantily clad, for most of us, is not the way to leave the house period. i'm not saying don't dress scantily. i'm just saying don't leave the house. because when you leave the house in that sexy cop outfit i'm forced to look away and feel awkward just as if i were listening to you sing in public and knew you weren't very good. if you must be a scanty dresser then please, for the love, do it behind closed doors. do not force the rest of us, who just want to eat a few witch's finger bread sticks and candy corns while drinking homemade root beer (or whatever it is we're drinking), look at your rolls and cottage cheese and muffin tops. you are an attractive individual just not as the sexy big bad wolf. i'm all for natural beauty. down with and damn the skinny minnies! but this does not mean that squeezing a size 10 body into a size 6 sexy mail carrier costume is something i want to behold. in fact, i'd like to know who it was that decided the more skin you show the sexier and more appealing you are? please, ladies. let's start listening to stacy london and clinton kelly on this matter instead of larry flint and joe francis.
and, lest we forget. what we catch in life all depends on what we use for bait.
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xoxo
6 comments:
Took the words right out of my mouth. Amen! If I see one more sexy cop picture posted on FB, I might lose it too. And its always the chubby ones, isn't it? Saw a girl wearing a french maid outfit that, well, shouldn't be worn outside of the bedroom. Tacky.
Wise words.
And pretty funny ones, too.
Well written! I never noticed before that many of the words to describe unattractive bodies are names of food. Fitting.
I am laughing out loud at your post and the comments. So funny and because it is so true. One day ask my hubby what halloween is like, or any fri and say night for that matter, around the bars and clubs in downtown phoenix. Seriously gross what people leave the house in thinking they look good in.
Oh goodness, very funny. I have never heard the "what you catch" phrase before, but I am likely to repeat it!!
i should clarify. when i say that what you catch in life depends on what you use for bait i am by NO means saying that those who are sexually attacked, harrassed and other such horrors must have been asking for it. that is just plain ridiculous.
i am saying, however, that if a guy treats a woman like a friend with benefits or one night stand or nicmo it may be because said individual is using her assets for bait as opposed to something that may last a little longer like her wit or charm or sense of humor.
again, i'm just sayin'...
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